Best Steve Martin Lines
- How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her? Distance
- I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're… Any
- First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. Disease
- ...it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word… Big
- Yeah, well, we're all writers, aren't we? He's a writer that hasn't been published, and I'm a writer who hasn't written anything. All
- Only then does he realize what he has done to Mirabelle, how wanting a square inch of her and not all of her has damaged… Action
- Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river. Cup
- Or is it that I think too much? Inspirational
- Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours. Doctor
- Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself. Funny
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones,… Alone
- Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent. Comedy
- Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from… Ability
- If he thinks he would harm Mirabelle, he would back away. But he does not yet understand when and how people are hurt. He doesn't… Back Away
- Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey Inspirational
- There are few takers for the quiet heart. Few
- I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink.… Bought
- With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious. Acceptable
- It is the perfect wrong time for Jeremy to do to Mirabelle what she had done to him - call him up for a quick… Betrothed
- But Carroll's were more convoluted, and they struck me as funny in a new way: 1) Babies are illogical. 2) Nobody is despised who can… Affectation
- She looked down again and I was stymied. I sat. Oh, this was enough to make me love her, because I was right with her,… Air
- He gave her his phone number, in a peculiar reversal of dating procedure. She might have considered kissing him, even after the horrible first date,… Considered
- Mirabelle replaces the absent friends with books and television mysteries of the PBS kind. The books are mostly nineteenth-century novels in which women are poisoned… Absent
- The overhead lights reflect in the glass countertop and mingle in the gray and black of the gloves, resulting in a mother-of-pearl swirl that sometimes… Black
- I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them. Believe
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