All Steve Martin Quotes
- Rebelliousness really is the province of young people-that kind of iconoclasm. Adolescence
- These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make. Days
- I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it. Book
- Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening. Comedy
- If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him. Bull
- I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time. All
- The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs. Apple
- I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my dog with a… Dog
- There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat… Animal
- The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always… Always Say
- When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut. Die
- No art comes from the conscious mind. Art
- The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer. And the joy of writing, when you're writing from your subconscious, is… Beautiful
- 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also… Caine
- I knew I could only play Cyrano if he were Americanized. I had no intention of writing the script myself. I was afraid of it.… Afraid
- I like all kinds of music. I listen to Abigail Washburn, the Punch Brothers, and Marc Johnson, the great clawhammer player. I also listen a… Abigail
- I loved doing 'Pennies from Heaven.' Because you have to understand that I'd been doing comedy for 15 to 20 years, and suddenly along came… Along
- I was raised with 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'I Love Lucy' and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in… All
- I was very interested in vaudeville. It was the only sort of discipline that was a five-minute act on stage, which is what I really… Act
- I would get records by Earl Scruggs... I would tune my banjo down and I'd pick out the songs note by note. Learned how to… Banjo
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Best Ever
- You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. All
- I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Comedy
- Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. Dating
- Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! Boy