Best Shubham Joshi Sayings
-
If sharks really can smell blood, then Id imagine theyre all salivating over my erection right now
All
-
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JAMEY...I CAN KICK YOUR ASS IN THIS THING SO DON'T MESS WITH ME..LMAO..;-)..;-)..;-)
Ass
-
I KNO I DID THIS AFTER JAMEY BUT STILL HAPPY BIRTHDAY KC... YOU ARE AWESOME MAN..;-0..;-)..;-)...;-)..;-)
Awesome
-
RACHEL THIS IS FOR YOU..HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. Today must be your birthday because the sun is shinning bright The clouds that are usually hiding it are…
Appreciate
-
Maybe the scars will heal with time, Maybe I will get my lost valentine, even if you are thoushan miles away, my love grows for…
Ache
-
It's sweet like the nectar of the garden flower, it's soothing like the buzzing of a bumble bee, it's warm like the rays of the…
Bee
-
A lonely flower in a field . A lonely child does not yield. A lonely star in the night sky. A lonely man gives up…
Admits
-
LMAO..THIS IS MY MORNING TEA FOR TODAY
Lmao
-
When you really really want to slap someone do it...just make sure to say 'mosquito' when you do it
Funny
-
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home…
Another Pizza
-
Guys, when your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her Facebook status, youre either doing something very wrong or very, very right.
Facebook
-
THIS IS FOR YOU TASIA I am not the type of guy who would call you at 3am and say I Love You..i am the…
Call
-
Behind every good man, there is a good woman. And behind every good woman, there's another man looking at her butt.
Another Man
-
Things you'll never hear stop sucking my dick or ill call the police
Call
-
GOD made the world...everything else is made in CHINA
China
-
I LOVE YOU more then yesterday...yesterday u really pissed me off
Funny
-
MY HOMETOWN IN SNOW.....I LOVE MY HOMETOWN:-))))))
Hometown
-
If you want to achieve success you got to learn to face the failure.
Acceptance
-
THIS one is for you haters...thumb down my quote if u hate me...i wanna see how much haters I got...BUT is still love u haters…
Bothering
-
Dn't compare with your love story with that of a movie because they are written by script writers...Your love story is written by god...
Compare
-
KISS me and you will see the stars...love me and I will give them to you
Give
-
I dont care or think about the people in my past....theres some reason why they din't make it to my future.
Attitude
-
To achieve something you've never achieved before, you must become someone you've never been before.
Achieve
-
Secret to success is to know who to blame for ur failures
Attitude
-
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Better
Browse Shubham Joshi Quotes by Category
