“Fine! Do whatever you want. And when you get fleas, don’t come complaining to me.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Good God, woman. Hit the brakes on the freight train that is your mouth.” — Shelly Laurenston Fitness Copy Share Image
“A cry for help that only Ma and someone else’s apple pie—” because Christ knows Ma can’t bake “—can fix.” — Shelly Laurenston Apple pie Copy Share Image
“Don’t fret none, darlin’. I got your back.” “You said that in Budapest. I still have the scars, too.” — Shelly Laurenston Scars Copy Share Image
“I'd rather have rabies than be in love." "Why?" "Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.” — Shelly Laurenston Funny Copy Share Image
“That’s why Ronnie was Sissy’s best friend. She hated all the right people.” — Shelly Laurenston Best friend Copy Share Image
“She pushes you because she wants you to be the best.” “The best at what? Matricide?” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Exactly! What kind of plumber has pristine nails?” “A smart one.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“To work, Sissy. To. Work. Not to start shit. Not to race. Not to gamble. And definitely not to get arrested or… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I'm not a whore, Dee-Ann. You can't just come here to use and abuse me before going on your merry way. Unless,… — Shelly Laurenston Abuse Copy Share Image
“Gwen was fighting really hard not to get caught up in Blayne’s excitement. She’d done it before, gotten caught up. And that… — Shelly Laurenston Jail time Copy Share Image
“Look, I’ve got her, I’m carrying her, and I’m taking her to the hospital. So you can back off and let me… — Shelly Laurenston Choice Copy Share Image
“You couldn’t handle being me.” She swirled her forefingers around her head and admitted, “All that goes on inside this head at… — Shelly Laurenston Time Copy Share Image
“Smiled at Smitty. Leered at Dez. And practically spit at Mace. Man, the staff at this restaurant really didn’t like him.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Now how about waffles for breakfast? Or is too late for breakfast?” Mitch rested back in his chair. “Maybe too late for… — Shelly Laurenston Food Copy Share Image
“Relationships are one thing. I kind of agree with you there. But I'm talking about sex. Don't you have...uh...needs?" "Yes. But I… — Shelly Laurenston Relationship Copy Share Image
“Smitty leaned forward, resting his arms on this raised knees. "I am fixin' to get mad, Jessie. "You're fixin' to get mad?"… — Shelly Laurenston Humor Copy Share Image
“Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. If I stay, you’ll only fall madly in love with me like so many men before you.” “It’s you… — Shelly Laurenston Dreams Copy Share Image
“Okay. Let's see what we've got." He lifted up her foot and said, "Well, what we've got here is a freakin' boat."… — Shelly Laurenston Mitch Copy Share Image
“Now listen up, you Navy-loving son of a bitch! If my friend wants that bear, she’s gonna get that bear. And neither… — Shelly Laurenston Friendship Copy Share Image
“It had taken him by surprise when the bride had asked him. Why would she want him in her wedding? And that’s… — Shelly Laurenston Humor Copy Share Image
“He made it to the front door before he looked back at her. Then his eyes grew wide. “Oh! I almost forgot.”… — Shelly Laurenston Business Copy Share Image
“All right fine!” she snapped. “I’m in love with you. There. I said it. Now get over yourself.” “You know, I think… — Shelly Laurenston Greatest love Copy Share Image
“You're trying to make me crazy, aren't you?" "Not at all." Sara put her bowl down. "I'm just saying there could be… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Explain to me again how matricide is illegal in some states,” Sissy growled from behind him as he pulled her toward the… — Shelly Laurenston Brown eyes Copy Share Image
“Understand?” “Sure.” “Good.” “’Cause I always love a challenge.” He’d caught her with that when she was halfway in the cab. With… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“The abnormally large female cut the sandwich into four pieces and gave one to each before taking one for herself. They all… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Eggie?” from the backdoor had him cringing. Darla walked in, her gaze glancing at the three males before she walked over to… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Wow,” the bobcat muttered from his desk. “Your sister’s right. Your legs really are skinny.” Toni briefly thought about swiping all the… — Shelly Laurenston Ancient egyptian Copy Share Image
“He’d just poured himself a hot cup of coffee, his mouth already watering as he brought the mug to his lips. “Oh,… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“What the hell was that?” one of them asked. “Jackal,” Irene stated quietly while watching city streets turn to suburb. They weren’t… — Shelly Laurenston City streets Copy Share Image
“And now?” he demanded. “And now, I’d have to say, you have me where you want me, Marauder. Genghis would be proud.”… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I’m sure. I do not need to hear about my ‘frisky’ father.” — Shelly Laurenston Father Copy Share Image
“Even when things went out of control, his kisses never seemed brutal or vicious. Just…determined. The bastard.” — Shelly Laurenston Brutal Copy Share Image
“What?” Sammy Ray yelled back. It was like the Smith family had only one volume level.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“You do know I’m the one person who can shoot you and make it look like justifiable homicide?” — Shelly Laurenston Homicide Copy Share Image
“I’m merely pointing out that the gene that controls intelligence skipped a generation in the Van Holtz household.” — Shelly Laurenston Family Copy Share Image
“They all stared at the television. Twenty male shapeshifters quietly watching "The Howling.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“No, he wasn’t letting Dez MacDermot get away. He’d take her down like his ancestors took down full-grown zebra.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
