“You admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof. Did you learn nothing in Boot Camp?" (Mace to Smitty)” — Shelly Laurenston Boot camp Copy Share Image
“Now he was hungry, tired, and covered in boar’s blood. He hated hunting his own food!” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“What's the matter?" And she could hear the smile in his voice. "Cat got your crotch?” — Shelly Laurenston Smile Copy Share Image
“Can you believe him? I think the boy has lost his goddamn mind. Who the fuck plays tug with a crocodile?” — Shelly Laurenston Crocodile Copy Share Image
“You sniffed her ass, didn’t you?” Conall didn’t even bother hiding his grin.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Gwen hates me,” she reminded him. “Don’t be narcissistic. She hates everyone.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“No, you’ll regret it in the morning.” “But it’ll make me happy now.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Do you want to come inside for a drink?” she softly offered. “No. No. No, no, no, no. No.” Gwen stared at… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Dear God, the woman was still beautiful. After all these years. All this time. And he bet he could have her pants… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Gee. What’s that puddle at Nik’s feet? Why, that’s Angie Santiago. She used to be an ice princess now she’s just a… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Mace-Let's get something straight right now woman...we are a couple. Dez-I never agreed to that! Mace- Don't care!” — Shelly Laurenston Mace Copy Share Image
“That’s a shitty thing to do. It’s almost catlike in its evilness.” “See, your problem is you underestimate dogs. There’s a reason… — Shelly Laurenston Animal Copy Share Image
“So, taking a page from the Alla Baranova-MacRyrie handbook of motivational techniques, Lock said, “Hey, I totally understand if you can’t do… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“So, hoss. Have you actually told her you’re in love with her?” “She won’t let me. When I tried, she threw me… — Shelly Laurenston Love Copy Share Image
“There is no problem. And I’d like to keep it that way.” “Fine, ya big pussy.” “You have to know that’s not… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Jack linked her arm with Irene’s. “Good. You deserve to be happy, sweetie. Now what about his Pack?” “They look frightened and… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Didn’t even have to argue with her. She just told me she loved me and offered the back of her neck.” He… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“He didn’t. But I didn’t beat him up,” Lock quickly added. “I…I simply threw him five…or maybe it was fifty feet into… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Forget he never wanted this in the first place. Forget he was convinced she might be clinically insane and definitely feral. The… — Shelly Laurenston Bottom line Copy Share Image
“I think we're avoiding the most important question here. What matters most. What means the most to men like us." Conall growled… — Shelly Laurenston Funny as hell Copy Share Image
“In fact, his adult brain acted like his adolescent brain used to. It stopped functioning. All it wanted to do was wrap… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Conridge leaned across the table and touched Conall’s arm. “I wouldn’t worry.” She motioned toward her husband. “I stabbed him in the… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Suddenly Van was confused. “I thought you hated it when I bossed you around?” “I do. Normally. Out there.” She pointed at… — Shelly Laurenston Angel Copy Share Image
“Is ignoring me supposed to endear you to me somehow?” “No. That’s the job of my thighs and my get-lost-in-them-forever dreamy eyes.”… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Are you my daddy?” Ricky Lee Reed, originally of Smithtown, Tennessee, and only replanted to New York City a few years back,… — Shelly Laurenston Children Copy Share Image
“Miki held up a tennis ball, looked at Sara’s new Pack, and tossed it out into the forest away from the ongoing… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“But remember in tenth grade, when I wanted to go out with that junior and you said, ‘Eh. I don’t think she’s… — Shelly Laurenston Chocolate pudding Copy Share Image
“This conversation" - Dez rapped her knuckles against the Formica table- "is over." "Be careful, Dez," Jimmy stated earnestly. "And don't sleep… — Shelly Laurenston Communication Copy Share Image
“Guess it’ll be Rory then.” Great. More females she’d have to kick out on a daily basis, no matter how many times… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“You know,” Ricky began, “if you’re not busy tonight—” Pointing at Ricky with her cell phone, the teen asked, “Are you our… — Shelly Laurenston Cell phone Copy Share Image
“Zach shoveled another spoonful of Fruit Loops cereal with milk into his mouth. “It is not possible!” “How do you know? Just… — Shelly Laurenston Humor Copy Share Image
