“Well, I hope you were nice to him ’cause I was kind of an asshole.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Because isn’t that what the holidays are all about— letting your family make you wish you were an orphan?” — Shelly Laurenston Christmas Copy Share Image
“I know she's weird. Her friends know she's weird. And we all accept it because she's weird, but also amazing.” — Shelly Laurenston Friendship Copy Share Image
“I hate her.” “Yes. I know. In fact, I think the entire universe knows.” — Shelly Laurenston Hate Copy Share Image
“Im not looking for marriage here, Zach. I just want to fuck her until one of us dies.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Uh…could you leave him here? He kind of comes with the place.” Frowning, Lock glanced down. “Oh, jeez!” Oh, jeez?” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“You don't think before you do, then you're shocked when you end up on the wrong side of a shit pile.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Back then, they’d liked their cars the way they’d liked their men. Big, powerful, and mean.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“It was strange to hear a wolf sigh in clear annoyance and see it roll its eyes. No. It wasn’t strange…it was… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Didn’t she know? “Yes” to dinner today. “Yes” to marriage tomorrow. Dammit, he had a schedule to keep. A schedule that involved… — Shelly Laurenston Dinner Copy Share Image
“It simply dazzled her how he went from goofy bear, rolling on his back and playing with his toes, and right into… — Shelly Laurenston Grizzly Copy Share Image
“Take your winnings and go, feline.” “Where did the love go?” Gwen pouted. “It went with our money,” Nevin muttered.” — Shelly Laurenston Cats Copy Share Image
“Smitty gave his best pout. “Why are y’all trying to hurt me?” “Because it’s fun?” “It’s easy.” “I love it when you… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“She needed to say something sexy and romantic with a mere hint of her vast intelligence. Something that would entice him into… — Shelly Laurenston Humor Copy Share Image
“She sighed as if she’d realized the worst thing imaginable. “We’re going to be together and in love forever, aren’t we?” — Shelly Laurenston Love Copy Share Image
“He tried to make me wear a suit.” “Why?” Sissy asked dryly. “Are you planning on going to a funeral after our… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“So, what happened to your face?” Sara grabbed Miki by her T-shirt and jeans before she could dive over the counter at… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“While the two females snarled viciously at each other, Ric grabbed a stick from the ground and waved it between Jess and… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Are you two done staring longingly in each other’s eyes or should we just take a break?” Now scowling, Dee turned her… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Can't introduce ya,' the feline admitted. 'Why not?' 'Don't know his name.' 'Snuggling up to a man y'all don't know. My momma… — Shelly Laurenston Kitten Copy Share Image
“It was informational. About how to perform oral sex on men. You know, one man teaching another. It was really fascinating and… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“You do things just to irritate me, don’t you?” Smiling, enjoying himself immensely, and determined to give her a wonderful and relaxing… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Okay. Fine.” Angelina was silent. For about fifteen seconds. “But you do know that a vibrator can’t really be your boyfriend.” Miki… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Arms crossed over that massive chest, the lion looked down his nose at Smitty as only a cat could. “What else have… — Shelly Laurenston Lion Copy Share Image
“Over the years, Gwen had found there were two kinds of men. Men who made eating a woman an art form because… — Shelly Laurenston Art form Copy Share Image
“He’d never been to a wedding at a castle before but it fit the style of the bride, who brought geekiness to… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Smith shrugged and came over to Cella and Crush. Another shifter, a black bear, waited to lead them out, the security cameras… — Shelly Laurenston Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“I’ll wait until we’re both older,” the kid went on, “and then I’ll nail her.”Van hit the brakes. “What?”“Like you and Aunt… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Gwen was kind of amazed. A mother with several degrees and a prestigious position at an Ivy League college did not ensure… — Shelly Laurenston Ivy league Copy Share Image
“The full tigers watched him silently. All females. Thankfully. He would be less than happy if he had to take on some… — Shelly Laurenston Children Copy Share Image
“Sorry!” the She-dogs yelled from the other side. “We’re closed!” — Shelly Laurenston Animal Copy Share Image
“You can’t be hungry.” “You keep saying that like you expect my answer to change.” — Shelly Laurenston Food Copy Share Image
“His mother had often told Lock that he was much too polite to ever be a true intellectual.” — Shelly Laurenston Intellectual Copy Share Image
“Zach - "Yes. And Tigers. And mountain lions. There's an array of shifters." Sara - "Bunnies?” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Don't yell at me." "This is not yelling. This is panicked loud talking!” — Shelly Laurenston Humor Copy Share Image
“Give her to me.” Turning away with his prize, Lock shook his head. “No. Get your own cat.” “She’s my sister.” — Shelly Laurenston Sister Copy Share Image
“How do you get rational, well-respected people involved in your insanity? I mean is it something you taught yourself to do or… — Shelly Laurenston Insanity Copy Share Image
“I thought it was bad when they made me wear this Jane Austen–suitor outfit, complete with cravat. But you! You look like… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“What is with this dog?" Erin demanded "she's acting like a stripper with new tits." "She's proud" Annalisa said. "She's one of… — Shelly Laurenston Dog Copy Share Image
“What took you so long?” Janie Mae asked as Darla closed the door. “I was torturing your mate.” She grinned at her… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
