“I swear, Bobby Ray, you don’t have the sense the Lord gave a rabbit.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“You do things just to irritate me, don’t you?” Smiling, enjoying himself immensely, and determined to give her a wonderful and relaxing… — Shelly Laurenston Wet hair Copy Share Image
“Can I come ? " Blayne asked. "No you'll wander the aisles and want to buy things that aren't needed for this… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“If you’re worried arresting my sister will come between us — really, that’s not a problem. I’m pretty sure it will bind… — Shelly Laurenston Sisters Copy Share Image
“Either Mitch goes with me…or get used to finding your wife hiding in trees.” “That’s just mean.” “I’m a Smith. What did… — Shelly Laurenston Marriage Copy Share Image
“Even when things went out of control, his kisses never seemed brutal or vicious. Just…determined. The bastard.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dancer I’ve… — Shelly Laurenston Dear god Copy Share Image
“Strike One!" "You never even saw it did you? She wolf with shoulders like man?" "He is so fast that one. But… — Shelly Laurenston Time Copy Share Image
“Finally realizing what she was asking of him, he barked, "No!" "He save your life." "I don't care!" "Please. For me." "No.… — Shelly Laurenston Finally realizing Copy Share Image
“It’s all right.” He stretched his shoulders out, the flesh between his blades sore, which meant his grizzly hump had grown while… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“But remember in tenth grade, when I wanted to go out with that junior and you said, ‘Eh. I don’t think she’s… — Shelly Laurenston Chocolate pudding Copy Share Image
“Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat!” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Gee, is that my broken heart lying on the floor? Yes. Yes, it is.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I don't know which will upset you more," she replied. "Telling you it's nothing but clutter or confessing that I often take… — Shelly Laurenston Boba Fett Copy Share Image
“Smitty gave his best pout. “Why are y’all trying to hurt me?” “Because it’s fun?” “It’s easy.” “I love it when you… — Shelly Laurenston Dez Copy Share Image
“She scrambled to her feet, “We… uh… better get back. The clothes… ya know.” True, her ten grand worth of clothes were… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Guess it’ll be Rory then.” Great. More females she’d have to kick out on a daily basis, no matter how many times… — Shelly Laurenston Happy together Copy Share Image
“I’m merely pointing out that the gene that controls intelligence skipped a generation in the Van Holtz household.” — Shelly Laurenston Family Copy Share Image
“What is with this dog?" Erin demanded "she's acting like a stripper with new tits." "She's proud" Annalisa said. "She's one of… — Shelly Laurenston Dog Copy Share Image
“Brendon wasn’t exactly surprised to find Mitch sitting by the lake at three in the morning, staring out over the still water.… — Shelly Laurenston Pet dog Copy Share Image
“Over the years, Gwen had found there were two kinds of men. Men who made eating a woman an art form because… — Shelly Laurenston Art form Copy Share Image
