“Gwen stopped putting her money in the bag. "You're giving your father a picture of a door for his birthday?" And she'd… — Shelly Laurenston Gwen Copy Share Image
“Van Holtz, you bastard! You’re doing this on purp…on…oh! That feels very nice. Do that again.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“What's the matter?" And she could hear the smile in his voice. "Cat got your crotch?” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“His mother had often told Lock that he was much too polite to ever be a true intellectual.” — Shelly Laurenston Parenting Copy Share Image
“I swear, Santiago! You are an idiot!" "I'm only trying to help you along. The guy is all over you and you… — Shelly Laurenston Blow job Copy Share Image
“And wow…was that a lot of perfection to look at. Seven feet and three hundred and fifty pounds of perfection. While most… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“She needed to say something sexy and romantic with a mere hint of her vast intelligence. Something that would entice him into… — Shelly Laurenston Humor Copy Share Image
“That’s nothing. To impress a polar bear I met in Switzerland, I once got on two tiny sticks and flew down a… — Shelly Laurenston Polar Bear Copy Share Image
“Hey, hey!” Gwen said excitedly. “Look at this! Look at this!” She extended her arm and gave him the finger.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“While the two females snarled viciously at each other, Ric grabbed a stick from the ground and waved it between Jess and… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Bear put his hand over his heart. “I just feel that something horrible has happened to a book somewhere that has my… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Mitch waved his hand in front of his nose. “Christ almighty! What is that funk on you?” Gwen smirked. “Eau de Grizzly.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I know she's weird. Her friends know she's weird. And we all accept it because she's weird, but also amazing.” — Shelly Laurenston Friendship Copy Share Image
“Blayne turned her head to look at Gwen, but caught sight of Dee-Ann standing behind them. "Ahh! Where the hell did you… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I’m not talking about them. We told you before, Smith, we wouldn’t play if her”—he pointed at Sissy—“or her”—he pointed at Ronnie—“were… — Shelly Laurenston Three months Copy Share Image
“She uses that shampoo,” he sighed. “What shampoo?” “The one with honey in it.” Ric’s eyes crossed. “Oh, my God.” “She was… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“He should hate those nails. He normally considered that sort of thing tacky or gaudy, but damn if that look didn’t work… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“I never knew she liked country music," Smitty said in awe. Yeah, that must make her prime mate material for a Smith.… — Shelly Laurenston Country music Copy Share Image
“Why couldn’t she get the man out of her mind? Because he reminded you what that hole between your legs is really… — Shelly Laurenston Psychology Copy Share Image
“That’s why Ronnie was Sissy’s best friend. She hated all the right people.” — Shelly Laurenston Best friend Copy Share Image
“It’s handwritten,” Freddy whispered. “What is?” He pointed at the sheets of paper Coop held. Glancing down, Coop shook his head. “No,… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Gwen was kind of amazed. A mother with several degrees and a prestigious position at an Ivy League college did not ensure… — Shelly Laurenston Ivy league Copy Share Image
“Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated!” — Shelly Laurenston Books Copy Share Image
“He opened the front door and Gwen said, “Lock?” He stopped immediately. “Yeah?” Did he have to sound so eager when he… — Shelly Laurenston Front door Copy Share Image
