All Shel Silverstein Quotes
- When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with… Blue
- The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light. Afraid
- One day he said, "I'll tell this town How it feels to be an unfunny clown." And he told them all why he looked so… All
- Runny's Nicpic One day Runny Babbit Met little Franny Fog. He said, "Let's have a nicpic Down by the lollow hog." He brought some cutter… Bookies
- All The Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas Layin' In The Sun, Talkin' 'Bout The Things They Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda Done... But All Those Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas All Ran Away And Hid From One… All
- everything isn't everything Funny
- would you like to hear the night i bravely fought the- no? alright Alright
- I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad… Ask
- i made myself a snowball As perfect as can be. I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with me. I… Bed
- My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes. Bare
- There's a Polar Bear In our Frigidaire-- He likes it 'cause it's cold in there. With his seat in the meat And his face in… Bear
- Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. Boy
- Once I spoke the language of the flowers, Once I understood each word the caterpillar said, Once I smiled in secret at the gossip of… All
- The Little Boy and the Old Man Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon." Said the old man, "I do that too." The… All
- The Voice There is a voice inside of you That whispers all day long, "I feel this is right for me, I know that this… All
- There is a place where the sidewalk ends, And before the street begins, And there the grass grows soft and white, And there the sun… Begins
- The bridge will only take you halfway there, to those mysterious lands you long to see. Through gypsy camps and swirling Arab fair, and moonlit… Alone
- Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle, Apple Ripple,Coconut,and Mocha… Almond
- Ourchestra: So you haven't got a drum, just beat your belly. So I haven't got a horn-I'll play my nose. So we haven't any cymbals-… Any
- And the tree was happy Funny
- Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone? Dad
- This boat that we just built is just fine - And don't try to tell us it's not The sides and the back are divine… Boat
- No Difference Small as a peanut, Big as a giant, We're all the same size When we turn off the light. Rich as a sultan,… All
- INVISIBLE BOY And here we see the invisible boy In his lovely invisible house, Feeding a piece of invisible cheese To a little invisible mouse.… Beautiful
- Pirate Dreams Needles and pins, Needles and pins, Sew me a sail to catch me the wind. Sew me a sail strong as the gale,… Anywhere