If you think scrawling your Twitter handle on a bus window with a Sharpie is a worthwhile way to gain followers, your… — Sean Evans Direction Copy Share Image
Penny Hardaway has a decided style advantage over other players because he rocked one of the crispiest jerseys in NBA history. — Sean Evans He Copy Share Image
People who are from Chicago are just funnier than people who aren't from Chicago. — Sean Evans Chicago Copy Share Image
Celebrity is this thing that's unattainable. This unattainable lifestyle. This unattainable social status. But there's nothing more commonplace than dying from hot… — Sean Evans Celebrity Copy Share Image
Women who are paid to look hot get hit on all the time, so don't roll up on a restaurant hostess with… — Sean Evans Anything Copy Share Image
I was a broadcast journalism major at the University of Illinois, so there's always part of you that thinks you could, or… — Sean Evans Broadcast journalism Copy Share Image
If your Facebook page has turned into a shrine to your relationship, pet, or newborn, no one will say anything, but all… — Sean Evans Facebook page Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how much game you think you have, no nightclub bartender wants to talk to you. — Sean Evans Game Copy Share Image
Fraternities are bizarre because, as a pledge, some clown who wears Hollister & Co. flip-flops exclusively will make you clean his toilet… — Sean Evans Clown Copy Share Image
With 'Hot Ones: The Game Show,' we're excited to flip the script and give everyday people the chance to achieve hot sauce… — Sean Evans Achieve Copy Share Image
We knew James Harden was good. You don't get named to All-Star games and win Olympic gold medals when you play like… — Sean Evans All-star game Copy Share Image
There's something about supposed experts making millions of dollars to bark tired sports cliches that makes our blood boil. And it should. — Sean Evans Blood Copy Share Image
When humiliation begets heartbreak, your clothing permeates with a stench of desperation that only women can smell. — Sean Evans Desperation Copy Share Image
It's weird, but I'm so empathetic; when I see people dying on hot sauce, I do feel for them. And I'm a… — Sean Evans Empathetic Copy Share Image
For many an awkward, pigeonholed high school kid, the first day on campus is a chance to re-introduce themselves to the world.… — Sean Evans Chance Copy Share Image
The sixth track on 'Days Before Rodeo' is jet fuel for the soul, the kind of song that could make a middle… — Sean Evans Coffee Copy Share Image
The NBA was once a league full of guys who topped out at 5-foot-9, wore belts in their shorts, and reeked of… — Sean Evans Bounce Copy Share Image
When I'm off the clock, I'm just drinking juice and eating cereal and salads and stuff. If I'm off the clock, I'm… — Sean Evans Cereal Copy Share Image
If you're entering your first year of higher education, then you also need to prepare for an extreme lifestyle change. Your mom's… — Sean Evans Change Copy Share Image
In the late '90s and early 2000s, basketball was more about making your defender look stupid than scoring. Seriously. You could miss… — Sean Evans Basketball Copy Share Image
No future employer is going to comb your college transcript to see how you fared in Microeconomics 300. In fact, you won't… — Sean Evans College Copy Share Image
The prevailing subtext of every dating book is that beautiful women are surpassingly obtainable, so long as you get over the intimidation… — Sean Evans Advice Copy Share Image
Gamers are horrible roommates because they monopolize the TV with something less watchable than 'The Mob Doctor' and, if that wasn't irritating… — Sean Evans Doctor Copy Share Image
I often hear that those are people's favorite episodes, the ones with people that they don't know. That's the magic of 'Hot… — Sean Evans Hot Copy Share Image
