Sandra Bernhard

I like the energy of live performance.

— Sandra Bernhard

I would be dishonorable in a relationship because I wasn't getting what I wanted from that person.

— Sandra Bernhard

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.

— Sandra Bernhard

“every night i say prayers for him just so he knows that when my day ends and i'm ready to dream he…

— Sandra Bernhard

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

— Sandra Bernhard

If I've learned anything in my 30s, it's about holding back a little bit.

— Sandra Bernhard

Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and…

— Sandra Bernhard

Maybe I'd be in a different place in my career if I'd had that 10-year plan, a lot of people went at…

— Sandra Bernhard

The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.

— Sandra Bernhard

It's up to couples, to individuals, to have a trust between each other.

— Sandra Bernhard

I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.

— Sandra Bernhard

If you want to dig, if you want to pry, do it on your time, but I'm going to be a woman…

— Sandra Bernhard

I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips.

— Sandra Bernhard

I've always loved being at the eye of the storm creatively with people that I find exciting and glamorous. So sometimes I…

— Sandra Bernhard

They want families to come to New York and go to the theater, so the theater is all geared toward family entertainment.…

— Sandra Bernhard

I really thought I wanted to be a musical-comedy star, but I lived in Phoenix and didn't want to go all the…

— Sandra Bernhard

Gayness is a non-issue.

— Sandra Bernhard

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

— Sandra Bernhard

I am still comfortable with my body, because I'm like, What's not to be comfortable with? I mean, it's just my nature.

— Sandra Bernhard

When I was really little, I was skinny and people laughed at me for being skinny, so, we all pay our dues…

— Sandra Bernhard

“i try to avoid people's eyes because i don't like to get that intimate with just anybody. i don't need the responsibility.”

— Sandra Bernhard

You can't just try to be a performer. It's in your DNA. I really believe that it's either what you are or…

— Sandra Bernhard

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

— Sandra Bernhard

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

— Sandra Bernhard

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

— Sandra Bernhard