“Letting go is the one last option I have and I am too stubborn to take it” — Samantha Jones Letting go Copy Share Image
No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Honey, what's the point of being in the suburbs if you're not going to f**k a gardener? — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I don't know how you people do it! All that emotional chow chow, it's exhausting! — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait… — Samantha Jones First date Copy Share Image
For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect d**k. — Samantha Jones Last time Copy Share Image
