I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's… — Richard Jeni Capable Copy Share Image
The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions… — Richard Jeni Be you Copy Share Image
Fifty per cent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 per cent end in death. — Richard Jeni Bright side Copy Share Image
