Best Red Skelton Quotes
- Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. Any
- If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a… Been
- All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. All
- No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. Few
- Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out… Always Brought
- Congress: Bingo with billions. Billions
- I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. Ems
- I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy. Believe
- Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in… Action
- Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. Collapse
- I left home because I was hungry. Home
- If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God. Age
- His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. Anyone
- They have their own navy? Navy