Best Rachel Green Quotes
- As opposed to your other multi-functional nipples? Functional
- Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming. Been
- Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night. I would never do that. Mom,… Alone
- Maybe it means 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank that kast of the milk' or maybe 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I used your tweezers to… Drank
- Yeah, totally, you are in such good hands and I am so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you wanna flirt a… Bit
- Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God,… God
- I use my breasts to get other peoples attention. Attention
- Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because...because he pretended to be Drake too, to sleep with me. Drake
- No one, they are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them. Any
- Clearly, you don't want people to see it. Now I don't want people to see it either, but you so badly don't want people to… Badly
- Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Michelle Pfeffer,Elizabeth Hurley, Dorothy Hamel? Honey you do know, she only spins like that on ice. Dorothy
- I can't believe Chip dumped me for that slut, Nancy Branson. You know, I'm taking him back. I don't care how much he begs. Begs
- What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some paleontology term that I wouldn't know about because I'm just a waitress? Paleontology
- You know what I figure, If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do Figure
- If a guy just broke up with his girlfriend, how long do you think is an appropriate time to wait before you...make a move? Appropriate
- Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring! My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks! Boat
- 'know what? I am going to do something today. I'm not just gonna sit around like some old lady. I'm gonna get something pierced. Like… Around Like
- Doctor you've gotta do something! I...ya...you've gotta give me drugs...or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out! Doctor
- Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I've done lots of crazy things. I mean I got drunk and married in Vegas. Crazy
- I just feel like I need one last fling, get it out of my system, I just want have meaningless sex with the next guy… Feel
- So what am I supposed to do, run him under some hot water and bang his head against a table? Bang
- There's what every mother needs. A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment. What are people think... Apartment
- Gunther...Oh...I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a cafe, having coffee, or I see… Aw
- Yeah but then you spent Pheobe's entire birthday party, talking to my breasts so then I figured mabye not. Birthday
- Yeah, I clean the cappuccino machine, but I will cleeeeean it. I will cleeeeeean it. Cappuccino