All Rachel Green Quotes
- Phoebe, this is music that cant get any worse. There are rats in the basement hanging themselves! Any
- OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, 'I bet you can't roll this quarter without it leaving your face' and… Bet
- Well, maybe it's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait. I said maybe. Decision
- You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend. All
- Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed at in 12 interviews today. Interviews
- So basically you guys get your ya-ya's by taking money from all of your friends. All
- I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid. Ben
- It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if I… All
- Ah yeah. Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing. Ah
- Well, you would be too if you got new boots with 50% off! Boots
- Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies? Boobies
- Yeah! You like totally let him wash his feet in the Pool of Your Inner Power! Feet
- How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? Blow
- Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breasts? Breasts
- I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress because pretty soon, she won't be able to fit into it. Able
- Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an eighty-year old woman put a thong on, and she didn't even buy it. Buy
- Oh, so it's a little like 'The Hobbit.' Hobbit
- Oh, I'm gonna miss that big, fat, squishy butt. Big
- You are so in style right now. You know, I work at Ralph Lauren and this season we have this whole equestrian thing going on.… British
- Omigod. That's our friend. It's naked Ross. Friend