"Maybe it means 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I……" — Rachel Green
"Maybe it means 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank that kast of the milk' or maybe 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I used your tweezers to pluck my nose hair.'"
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51 Quotes by Rachel Green
Rachel Green has 51 quotes on this site.
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Phoebe, this is music that cant get any worse. There are rats in the basement hanging themselves!
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OK, take a quarter, blacken the edge, and then say to someone, 'I bet you can't roll this quarter without…
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Well, maybe it's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait. I said maybe.
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You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your…
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Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed at in 12 interviews today.
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So basically you guys get your ya-ya's by taking money from all of your friends.
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I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
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It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a…
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Ah yeah. Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing.
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Well, you would be too if you got new boots with 50% off!
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Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies?
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Yeah! You like totally let him wash his feet in the Pool of Your Inner Power!
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