“I almost get killed at most parties. Hence, you can tell that's how much I love them.” — Rachel Caine Eve rosser Copy Share Image
“So don't preach at us like you're some kind of saint. You're just another sinner.” — Rachel Caine Saint Copy Share Image
I've bowed to you for too long, and if I continue to do it, we will all suffer. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Of course. What else? Why can't any of you guys ever come up with something that uses chocolate?” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Yeah, I know. Terror Aerobics. Just wait until they get it at the gym. It'll be bigge than pilates. --Eve — Rachel Caine Aerobics Copy Share Image
All right," he said. "Since you ask so nicely." "I wasn't asking." "I'm aware of that. The sharp point in my back… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“It's called being polite; they probably didn't teach you that at home. Doesn't mean I like you or anything.” — Rachel Caine Polite Copy Share Image
“Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night." "Bite me.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Girl, we need to get you on a study program, fast. You're not going to last a week around here if you… — Rachel Caine Culture Copy Share Image
Is this your bedroom?" she asked, and turned to look at him. Myrnin straightened and jammed the big red floppy hat back… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Crosses?" "Definitely" "Why?" "Because they're evil, soulless, bloodsucking fiends?" "So was my sixth-grade gym teacher, but he wasn't afraid of a cross. — Rachel Caine Cross Copy Share Image
As she turned to concentrate on the portal, Eve tugged on Claire's shirt. "What?" "Ask him where he got the boots." "You… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“I do hope nobody else here has any other surprises planned, because if you so much as think about harming one another,… — Rachel Caine Last breath Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning… — Rachel Caine Army Copy Share Image
“Because I'm a girl, Claire thought. She was barely able to contain the relief welling up inside her. Because we're all stupid… — Rachel Caine Girls Copy Share Image
“Shane's dad said, "I should have left you in the damn cage to fry, you ungrateful little bastard. You're no son of… — Rachel Caine Morganville vampires Copy Share Image
I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough… — Rachel Caine Breakthrough Copy Share Image
“Ew.' 'Yeah,' Claire said. 'I need a shower.' 'I don't think a shower's going to cut it. Maybe fire hoses, and those… — Rachel Caine Claire danvers Copy Share Image
But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Have I mentioned how hot Michael is? Hot, hot, hot. I mean, all guitar players are crushworthy - it's like it's issued… — Rachel Caine Sex appeal Copy Share Image
“They powdered their wigs, too. One could choke on the arsnenic and talcum. I can't imagine it was good for the lungs… — Rachel Caine Life Copy Share Image
“Ysandre has destroyed more lives than you can begin to imagine, starting with her own.’’ Myrnin’s eyes were dark and very, very… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“I know it hasn't been easy for you here - and I've been a significant part of your challenges, as well. But… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“A rap at the back door made her jump, and she peered through the window for a long time before she eased… — Rachel Caine Action movie Copy Share Image
“I feel like I'm some kind of fugitive here, like I'm hiding from something. Maybe myself.” — Rachel Caine Claire danvers Copy Share Image
“The world doesn't end, Claire. In the morning, the survivors start to build again. It's way of things. The human way.” — Rachel Caine Morganville vampires Copy Share Image
He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE:… — Rachel Caine Exercise Copy Share Image
Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“That, Claire thought, was a pretty good definition of love: needing someone even after you got what you thought you wanted.” — Rachel Caine Definition of love Copy Share Image
“You come back to us or I swear, I'll find you, dig up your stinky corpse, and kick its ass until it… — Rachel Caine Eve rosser Copy Share Image
Harte sent one of her revived men after him, and Pat sent him back in boxes. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Jason talking about Michael - "Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass," Jason snapped.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Home," he repeated. "Home is where the heart is. Why don't you leave yours here? I'll take very good care of it. — Rachel Caine Care Copy Share Image
Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that. — Rachel Caine Claire danvers Copy Share Image
How can you smell this good after the kind of crappy day we've had?" "I sweat perfume. Like all girls. — Rachel Caine Crappy day Copy Share Image
“No I'm worrying about people taking pictures and putting them on Facebook. That crap never dies. Kind of like you Mikey.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
...will you be so kind as to provide me with a few places where I might look for a murderer?" "The mirror's… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Stop using him, and start protecting him. I know he thinks he doesn't need it, but sometimes he does. Sometimes we all… — Rachel Caine Claire danvers Copy Share Image
Sorry, is my new Djinn name Mushroom ? Because I don’t like being kept in the dark and fed bullshit, David. Just… — Rachel Caine Bullshit Copy Share Image
“Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. “Hey, Dark Princess? Here’s your crap.… — Rachel Caine Funny Copy Share Image