“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore." Eve” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“I almost get killed at most parties. Hence, you can tell that's how much I love them.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Please. I am the queen of careful. Also, princess of punk fabulousness.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“This one is named Eve," I said. "And don't check my teeth like I'm your livestock. I bite back.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
What was your name again?" "Still Eve." "No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Eve: She told me last! Shane: Boyfriend! Michael: Landlord! Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Bathroom, maybe? Which is where I need to go." "Ooh, me, too," Eve said. The boys rolled their eyes, like they'd planned… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You come back to us or I swear, I'll find you, dig up your stinky corpse, and kick its ass until it… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I don’t see a way in,” Eve whispered. Why are you whispering?” Myrnin whispered back. “Vampires can hear us, anyway. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Afternoons are hard. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“I can handle Glory." "Can you?" Eve asked. "Because I notice you never call her Gloriana. Just Glory." He shut up. Which… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“„...And he doesn't like you to call him Mr. McStabby, you know." "Have you ever seen him cutting up that meat? He… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
When I want to be lectured on strategy, I'll consult someone who's actually won battles," Amelie said. "Not one who ran away… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Eve: Shut up, we have zero time for you and your bullshit dramatics Monica: Or what, you'll bleed on me, Emo Princess… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Ew.' 'Yeah,' Claire said. 'I need a shower.' 'I don't think a shower's going to cut it. Maybe fire hoses, and those… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Just wanted to remind you that we're out of milk again. And hot sauce." "Why are those two always out at the… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
If Myrnin pokes his crazy head up before then, call me and try to keep him, you know, stable.' 'Is he UNstable?'… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“As the resident dude, Shane was responsible for the acquisition of party favors, like glow-in-the-dark necklaces and drinks. Non-alcoholic drinks for Claire,… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Michael rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Hey, Mikey? You get her hurt and I'll end you.' 'You let anything happen to Eve and I'll do the same,' Michael… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit." "You don't mean that." "Come… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Oh, come on, just this once," Eve said. "Protects your neck. As in your arteries and veins? That's kind of crucial, right?"… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Not nearly enough. Not recently, anyway.” And she was sad about that. “I know,” he said, and kissed the back of her… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“You're seriously going to worry about what people think right now?" "No, I'm worrying about people taking pictures and putting them on… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Well, friend, I don’t know about your tastes, but I tend to like it very bloody,” Myrnin said. He shifted position, dragging… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Claire was just coming down the stairs, humming and thinking about how nice it was to have things getting back to normal,… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“It's part of the marriage vows. Didn't you read the fine print? To have and to harass.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Ay-firmative,' Eve said, and tried for a smile. 'Sorry. An Aliens reference always makes me feel better at times like this. Exept I'm not… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
Did he just say--?" "Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did." "Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then. — Rachel Caine Copy Share
“Hell,' Shane spit in disgust. 'I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.' He tossed her the bat.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share
“I get maudlin. Some people drink; some get depressed; some run around having sex with anyone with a pulse. Me, I get philosophical. It’s… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
“I felt I should repeat it for the other slipper, in case there should be any bad feelings between the two. One should never… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
“As he filled the mug with coffee, Michael waited for Shane to make some sense. Which Shane finally did, holding up the cheaply printed… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
There is a certain freedom in giving up all hope. One is no longer bound by the cords of dread or fear; you simply… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
Shane talking to Claire - "Hang on - Slow down. I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right? You don't have to put out… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be… — Rachel Caine Copy Share
