Best Pretty Ladii Sayings
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Happy Birthday! Aww, you remembered my birthday?! NO, Facebook told me.
Amazing
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Mom: Hey honey, who are you talking too? Me; My boyfriend. Mom; Don't lie to me you fatass! You're ordering pizza aren't you? Me; (._.)
Boyfriend
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Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f*cked up! Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look my way.
B Tch
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Throwing fertilizer at these hoes so they can grow the f*ck up!
F Ck
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Ex's are jokes to me...Always want to hold on when you break up, but don't know how to hold on when they have you.
Always Want
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Overused words: YOLO; People killed it. SWAG; You don't have any. SORRY; You don't mean it. I LOVE YOU; Show me don't tell me.
Any
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If your boyfriend has to delete his text message before he gives you his phone then your boyfriend ain't worth sh*t.
Boyfriend
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Don't wife her cause she's a bad b*tch, wife her cause she was there when you ain't have sh*t.
B Tch
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Your lips? I'd kiss that. Your body? I'd hug that. Your heart? Is mine, as mine is yours. Oh, my smile? You caused that :)
Body
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When I get married. WE AIN'T NEVER GETTING A DIVORCE! TILL DEATH DO US PART. better take your mad ass in the other room if…
Ass
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Baby did you get arrested earlier? Because its got to be illegal too look that good ;)
Arrested
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With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list.
Condoms
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Love? F*ck that. Heartbreaks? I had that. Chances? I gave that. Going Back? I'm past that. Moved on? Believe that. Miss you? F*ck that.
Believe
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My boyfriend said; Guess who's doing the dishes tonight? So I hit that Soulja Boy and said, YOUUUUUUU!
Boy
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Try to get respect, not attention. It will last longer.
Advice
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Perfect couple: The two without Facebook.
Advice
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A girl is not a yo-yo. You can't just pull her close when you need her, then push her away when you don't. Period.
Advice
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It's my birthday, B*tch.
B Tch
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To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore. They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies, Not sluts.Sorry.
All
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Oh, money over b*tches? Please, tell me more about how you have neither of those.
B Tches
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I would date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you, and raise the f*ck out of our kids.
Cute Relationship
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You need to realize that he doesn't care. And you could be missing out on someone who does.
Bad Relationship
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The good girl got tired of being pushed around and turned into a b*tch.
B Tch
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Being kissed under the mistletoe.
Cute Boyfriend
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If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours
Dials
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