All Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
- When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things. Silly
- I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted. Acted
- Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out… Abuse
- They say military have the so-called 'secret intelligence' - this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I've never seen any intelligent military person,… Amount
- I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night. Every Night
- I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other… Been
- I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel… Buried
- I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues. Computer
- I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl. Bowl
- I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister. Fantasize
- L.A.'s not a good place to grow old. Funny
- MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough. Albums
- Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you! Don't you try and… God
- I didn’t have a clue what love was about until I met Sharon. Clue
- When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone. Empty
- It’s sad, y’know, what money does to people. Doe
- What can go wrong will go wrong. Funny
- They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something...… All
- I hated school. Hated it. Hated
- In 1964 something totally unexpected happened. I got a job I enjoyed. Enjoyed
- The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto. Better
- I’m a lunatic by nature, and lunatics don’t need training – they just are. Don T
- Still, one of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say I don’t read reviews, I mean I don’t read reviews. Don T
- But the thing with us was, we didn’t really need anyone to make us world famous – we were already halfway there. Already Halfway
- I don’t know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasn’t mine, that’s for sure. Brilliant