All Norm MacDonald Quotes
- If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious. Comedian
- In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is. Best
- It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude. Attitude
- Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles. Best
- When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape. Everybody
- Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up. Ems
- You can't love your team without hating another team. Another Team
- Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is,… All
- I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in… Almost Nothing
- I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms… Actor
- I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in… Call
- I'm happy doing stand-up, but I'll probably do a television show eventually. If not, I'll delve into this Internet world and decide best how to… Ability
- I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them.… Been
- A proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs; without delaying the attention of his concerns to the… Affair
- I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end, you… Almost Love