No Strings Attached (Movie)

All No Strings Attached (Movie) Quotes

• Emma: You look like a pumpkin, bitch! Bitch
• Eli: Who do you think you are, the old guy from "Up"? From
• Eli: Ten years from now you're gonna be having sex with your wife. And it's gonna be in the missionary position. And one of you… Asleep
• Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go. Adam
• Emma: I think monogamy goes against our basic biology. Basic
• Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts! Dirty
• Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants. Crime
• Shira: God, I am single as fuck. Fuck
• Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you? Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon. Adam
• Patrice: Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of penises. All
• Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird. Door
• Eli: I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me! All
• Emma: I'll be gone for like, an hour... I'm just getting some... Yogurt. Emma
• Alvin: We don't get to pick who we fall in love with, and it doesn't happen like it should. Alvin
• Emma: Yeah, I stuck it in. Emma
• Emma: That hole is my bitch! Bitch
• Eli: I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, but I'm not prepared to say we didn't. Alvin
• Lucy: Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time I'm taking that thing away. Catch
• Emma: Adam, you're wonderful. If you're lucky you're never gonna see me again. Adam
• Lucy: Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented but fuck you! Chuck

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