Ways of Life : If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep. — Nikhil Saluja Dream Copy Share Image
Whenever life brings me down, I pick myself right back up... with a line of coke. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can change the way you think by listening to different types of music — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a girl puts her Myspace link on her Twitter profile, I automatically assume she's a cock sucking whore. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
I'm having a really bad day. Every traffic light was green so I wasn't able to check twitter for 20 minutes. Someone… — Nikhil Saluja Bad day Copy Share Image
Respect relationships. Don't hit on a girl if you know she's taken. — Nikhil Saluja Relationships Copy Share Image
I dont own any stocks or bonds. All my money is tied up in debt. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When someone says wow you are a pervert , look at them, smile & say it took you this long to figure that out? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who is so timid, he is even afraid to talk back to other people's wives — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every person has a story to tell, which is why I never talk to people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It's ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can't see how stupid they look. — Nikhil Saluja Photography Copy Share Image
Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you give a fuck what they think. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your… — Nikhil Saluja Mother Copy Share Image
NEVER tell your problems to ANYONE¦ 20% dont care, and 80% are glad that you have them ! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A relationship without trust is like an ice cream truck without any ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Ice cream Copy Share Image
It's terrible to lose someone we love, but it's even worse to lose ourselves while loving them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Not to brag but I'm so good that I can make women scream before sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In the good old days, girls used to cook like their mothers, NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS. — Nikhil Saluja Good old days Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if life is worth fighting for. Then I think of you and I'm ready for war. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Promises are meant to be broken~ So are your arms, legs and your FACE!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you ever see me wearing red pants feel free to punch me in the face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja Business Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're an unemployed guy who needs work, turn gay and start getting rim jobs. — Nikhil Saluja Unemployed Copy Share Image
Life is similar to Boxing game.. Defeat is NOT declared when you fall down; It is declared when you refuse to Get… — Nikhil Saluja Boxing Copy Share Image
If you don't sleep naked I have no idea what you're doing with your life. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
If a co-worker never makes eye contact, try a five-minute bearhug. — Nikhil Saluja Eye contact Copy Share Image
I keep a bike mounted on my trunk, mostly as a warning to other bikes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
