“Quickly look down, now you tell me, when you were little did you ever imagine that you'd be wearing those shoes? Mind… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting… — Neil Leckman Island Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure what they mean by mispent youth, I used mine to get a nice BLT a few years ago.” — neil leckman Copy Share Image
“I like to check my pulse before I get out of bed. No point getting up if I'm already dead!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I consider whoever my words land on to be my target, that’s why I like flash fiction, it’s a lot like using… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Laying down the law he finally looked into those terrible eyes, haunted and hollow. The mirror never lies!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I never completely understood the phrase, "I took my medicine religiously", unless of course it was a religion I was unfamiliar with!!” — Neil Leckman Religion Copy Share Image
“I like to provide American humor for British soccer coaches when possible. During keeper practice I'll offer to stand behind the goal… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“Have you ever had a large spider in the tub, figuring you'll wash it down the drain you turn on the shower,… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Vegan Vengeance" - A Vegan teams up with “Carrot Chick", Broccoli Boy" and Paul Potato" to battle meat eaters everywhere. If “Oliver… — Neil Leckman Food Copy Share Image
“She cuts with daggerous eyes of fire Words like poison coat fangs of bad intent And biting remarks carve into holiday delights… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Well they have to have something to wean Caluntians off Venusian moles. Seems humans are the best therapy, to consume that is.… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Asthmatic spewer of filth gasps, but clean air does not suffice To fuel fires fueled by thoughts got rotten Lest we all… — Neil Leckman Clean air Copy Share Image
“I've always been afraid that if I played Sim City I'd just get virtual junk mail for occupant/resident since it is so… — Neil Leckman Inspirational Copy Share Image
“It has been brought to my attention that I may be a verbivore. I consumptor of words, that I subsequently spew forth… — Neil Leckman Language Copy Share Image
“Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder… — Neil Leckman Books Copy Share Image
“If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value… — Neil Leckman Bird Copy Share Image
“I am open to comments, I accept with with all humility, or at least what I can muster at short notice.” — Neil leckman Copy Share Image
“I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges soaking up so much water.” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and… — Neil Leckman Christmas Copy Share Image
“You should always wear rubber gloves, if you're jump starting a car, while taking a shower.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead… — Neil Leckman Bad grammar Copy Share Image
“Why do they call the room pilots sit a 'Cockpit'? Sounds like a place roosters go to die!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“How many boxs of Fruit Loops do you need to smash to be considered a cereal killer?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Bad answers for employment questions: Employer: I see here that you worked for the state for three years. Why did you leave… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?” — Neil Leckman Death Copy Share Image
“They started the meeting out by saying, "Everybody please take your seats" I was halfway back to my cubicle with mine before… — Neil Leckman Language-understanding Copy Share Image
“If you die while travelling at the speed of light do you still see the light, or a 'temporarily unavailable' message?” — Neil Leckman Light Copy Share Image
“I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.” — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“Somebody once told me that I need a reality check, I told them that I'll accept money from any source.” — Neil Leckman Money Copy Share Image
“How many of you knew what the Thomas A Swift Electric Rifle was? An idea in the book years ago, and now… — Neil Leckman Books Copy Share Image
“I tried to walk a mile in a man's shoes once. I ended up running most of the way!! Seems he wanted… — Neil Leckman Fashion Copy Share Image
“I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!” — Neil Leckman Actor Copy Share Image
“If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!” — Neil Leckman Candy Copy Share Image
“The man said, "The toy cars are a dollar a piece". The boy thought about that a moment and asked, "How much… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“Headstones: What I asked was, "Would you MARRY me?!!" "This time I'll count to one hundred and you hide." "OK, It's not… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Is it worth the effort to tell an idiot that they are profoundly stupid? Or is it just good fun to see… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“If you sleep with one eye open are your dreams only half as good as everyone elses?” — Neil Leckman Dream Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wake up and wonder if those chalk outlines they have at murder scenes get together for holiday parties...” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
