“Being able to write a tale within a Tweet some would say was mighty sweet” — Neil Leckman Humorous Copy Share Image
“I admit I once threw caution to the wind… It doesn't fly well!!” — Neil Leckman Caution Copy Share Image
“Bad questions at employment interviews: "Is your drug test graded on a curve?” — Neil Leckman Interview Copy Share Image
“May fireworks fill your heart and independence be your way of life.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Why do they call the room pilots sit a 'Cockpit'? Sounds like a place roosters go to die!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead… — Neil Leckman Bad grammar Copy Share Image
“You should always wear rubber gloves, if you're jump starting a car, while taking a shower.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I am open to all comments, I accept them with humility, or as much as i can muster on short notice.” — Neil Leckman Humility Copy Share Image
“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced". I… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wake up and wonder if those chalk outlines they have at murder scenes get together for holiday parties...” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“If you sleep with one eye open are your dreams only half as good as everyone elses?” — Neil Leckman Dream Copy Share Image
“Is it worth the effort to tell an idiot that they are profoundly stupid? Or is it just good fun to see… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“I've always been afraid that if I played Sim City I'd just get virtual junk mail for occupant/resident since it is so… — Neil Leckman Inspirational Copy Share Image
“Asthmatic spewer of filth gasps, but clean air does not suffice To fuel fires fueled by thoughts got rotten Lest we all… — Neil Leckman Clean air Copy Share Image
“She cuts with daggerous eyes of fire Words like poison coat fangs of bad intent And biting remarks carve into holiday delights… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Well they have to have something to wean Caluntians off Venusian moles. Seems humans are the best therapy, to consume that is.… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Vegan Vengeance" - A Vegan teams up with “Carrot Chick", Broccoli Boy" and Paul Potato" to battle meat eaters everywhere. If “Oliver… — Neil Leckman Food Copy Share Image
“Sure, ask a question, fire away, but remember, just because we answer doesn't mean we care. We all have our own problems,… — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“Wheneve someone asks me, "Did you find everything alright?" I wonder to myself, "Is this a trick question?" Maybe there is something… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earth Contemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the void Strangely… — Neil Leckman Dark Copy Share Image
“How about a TV show about vampire plastic surgeons called, "Suck and Tuck"?” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!” — Neil Leckman Animal Copy Share Image
“Malcontents who would dissent to paying rent are often bent on bad intent!!” — Neil Leckman Dissent Copy Share Image
“I made a candle out of earwax so I could listen better in the dark.” — Neil Leckman Candle Copy Share Image
“A tale within a tweet can be sweet!! That's a REAL flash.” — Neil Leckman Neil-leckman Copy Share Image
“A great book is a thing of mystery and beauty; it has the power to move you.” — Neil Leckman Beauty Copy Share Image
“The man said, "The toy cars are a dollar a piece". The boy thought about that a moment and asked, "How much… — Neil Leckman Humor Copy Share Image
“Headstones: What I asked was, "Would you MARRY me?!!" "This time I'll count to one hundred and you hide." "OK, It's not… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!” — Neil Leckman Candy Copy Share Image
