Mom

“ALWAYS bring a sweater.”

— Mom

“You can't get blood from a turnip!”

— Mom

“Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!”

— mom

Mom? Was I adopted..? Shit, like I'd have picked you XDDDD OMG my mom is so funny :D But she was kidding…

— MOM

Who you marry is how much you think your worth.

— Mom

“Shut up or I'll turn this car around”

— Mom

“A tidy house is a sign of a misspent life.”

— Mom