Mike Myers

When I graduated from high school, I got accepted to York University, Fine Arts film program.

— Mike Myers

The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens.

— Mike Myers

I play the ukulele. I have a great group of friends, and we do things like have battles of the bands -…

— Mike Myers

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

— Mike Myers

I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get…

— Mike Myers

I can be described as many things, but no description of me is complete without saying 'Englishman.' My parents were from Liverpool…

— Mike Myers

Verne's all about what you can do versus what you can't do. He just kept saying yes and his part kept growing.…

— Mike Myers

My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who…

— Mike Myers

My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid…

— Mike Myers

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

— Mike Myers

I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out…

— Mike Myers

And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that…

— Mike Myers

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

— Mike Myers

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

— Mike Myers

It's hard to be super full of yourself in Canada. If there was a motto of Canada, it would be, "Who do…

— Mike Myers

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

— Mike Myers

I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character.

— Mike Myers

I grew up in Toronto and as long as I can remember, as long as there was cable, even those old cable…

— Mike Myers

I love New York City. I love that I get to live there and I love everything about it.

— Mike Myers

This crazy thing called love...

— Mike Myers

My parents taught me to do whatever makes you happy - follow your bliss. That's why I don't make a lot of…

— Mike Myers

Once I turned 35, I got the bonus of some wisdom and began to accept life on its own terms.

— Mike Myers

Uh oh, this guy needs coffee and croolers stat.

— Mike Myers

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

— Mike Myers

The message of the movie is to accept who you are and not to succumb to the pressure of what the media…

— Mike Myers