What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures. — Mignon McLaughlin Bed Copy Share Image
People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough. — Mignon McLaughlin Comedy Copy Share Image
I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary. — Mignon McLaughlin Carefully Copy Share Image
Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice. — Mignon McLaughlin Choices Copy Share Image
If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it! — Mignon McLaughlin Enough Copy Share Image
A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband. — Mignon McLaughlin Animal Copy Share Image
No matter how brilliantly an idea is stated, we will not really be moved unless we have already half thought of it… — Mignon McLaughlin Half Copy Share Image
Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity. — Mignon McLaughlin Boredom Copy Share Image
Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't. — Mignon McLaughlin Collapse Copy Share Image
Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom. — Mignon McLaughlin Boredom Copy Share Image
A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one. — Mignon McLaughlin Drama Copy Share Image
If you see in your children most of your own faults, you have failed as a parent, but succeeded as a neurotic. — Mignon McLaughlin Child Copy Share Image
Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives. — Mignon McLaughlin Age Copy Share Image
I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money… — Mignon McLaughlin Firsts Copy Share Image
Loneliness, insomnia, and change: the fear of these is even worse than the reality. — Mignon McLaughlin Change Copy Share Image
God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects. — Mignon McLaughlin Careful Copy Share Image
When the pressures really mount, the neurotic must choose: Shall he have a good cry, or set fire to his neighbor's house? — Mignon McLaughlin Choose Copy Share Image
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one minute to the next — Mignon McLaughlin Courage Copy Share Image
The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself. — Mignon McLaughlin Golden Copy Share Image
When you let money speak for you, it drowns out anything else you meant to say. — Mignon McLaughlin Inspirational Copy Share Image
It's awesome to realize that if your greatest potential talent is for riding a bicycle upside down on a high wire, you… — Mignon McLaughlin Bicycle Copy Share Image
Life marks us all down, so it's just as well that we start out by overpricing ourselves. — Mignon McLaughlin Confidence Copy Share Image
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might… — Mignon McLaughlin Cancer Copy Share Image
Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle. — Mignon McLaughlin Back again Copy Share Image
Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway. — Mignon McLaughlin Cutting Copy Share Image
When we discuss those we love with those who do not love them, the end of love is near. — Mignon McLaughlin Divorce Copy Share Image
My religious position: I think that God could do a lot better, and I'm willing to give Him the chance. — Mignon McLaughlin God Copy Share Image
Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears. — Mignon McLaughlin Cry Copy Share Image
A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer. — Mignon McLaughlin Age Copy Share Image
How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born. — Mignon McLaughlin Born Copy Share Image
The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he… — Mignon McLaughlin Awake Copy Share Image
Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either. — Mignon McLaughlin Behinds Copy Share Image
It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him… — Mignon McLaughlin Broken Copy Share Image
Most sermons sound to me like commercials - but I can't make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product. — Mignon McLaughlin Commercials Copy Share Image
Surrounded by people who love life, you love it too; surrounded by people who don't, you don't. — Mignon McLaughlin Attitude Copy Share Image
Throughout our lives, we see in the mirror the same innocent trusting face we have seen there since childhood. — Mignon McLaughlin Childhood Copy Share Image
Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers. — Mignon McLaughlin Businessman Copy Share Image
Youth is not enough. And love is not enough. And success is not enough. And, if we could achieve it, enough would… — Mignon McLaughlin Achieve Copy Share Image
The past is strapped to our backs. We do not have to see it; we can always feel it. — Mignon McLaughlin Backs Copy Share Image
Neurotic quarrels always have the same theme-song: Hate me and get it over with. — Mignon McLaughlin Hate Copy Share Image
