The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which. — Mignon McLaughlin Dreams Copy Share Image
Minor vices lead to major ones, but minor virtues stay put. — Mignon McLaughlin Character Copy Share Image
There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we all count ourselves among them. — Mignon McLaughlin Money Copy Share Image
Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears. — Mignon McLaughlin Cry Copy Share Image
All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. — Mignon McLaughlin Competition Copy Share Image
“Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first. ” — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Neurotics are always looking for something new to overdo. — Mignon McLaughlin Inspirational Copy Share Image
Suburb: a place that isn't city, isn't country, and isn't tolerable. — Mignon McLaughlin Cities Copy Share Image
Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers. — Mignon McLaughlin Businessman Copy Share Image
If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're… — Mignon McLaughlin Blessed Copy Share Image
Creative work is one of life's greatest pleasures, and the only one we will gladly interrupt. — Mignon McLaughlin Creative Copy Share Image
Those who are brutally honest are seldom so with themselves. — Mignon McLaughlin Brutally honest Copy Share Image
Always live up to your standards — by lowering them, if necessary. — Mignon McLaughlin Ifs Copy Share Image
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him. — Mignon McLaughlin Hypochondriac Copy Share Image
We're seldom drawn to a character we admire; only to a personality we like. — Mignon McLaughlin Admire Copy Share Image
What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the… — Mignon McLaughlin Answers Copy Share Image
If you must reread old love letters, better pick a room without mirrors. — Mignon McLaughlin Ifs Copy Share Image
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty. — Mignon McLaughlin Cool love Copy Share Image
Once you become self-conscious, there is no end to it; once you start to doubt, there is no room for anything else. — Mignon McLaughlin Anxiety Copy Share Image
The neurotic usually obeys his own Golden Rule: Hate thy neighbor as thyself. — Mignon McLaughlin Golden Copy Share Image
If you are brave too often, people will come to expect it of you. — Mignon McLaughlin Brave Copy Share Image
