Michael Che

Comedy is subjective.

— Michael Che

As a guy comedian, your special is probably the closest thing to the excitement of a wedding day. It's your first one,…

— Michael Che

I kind of write in my own little world.

— Michael Che

People used to say, "Oh, I like SNL show, it's funny." And this 2017 season, people were saying, "Oh, I love the…

— Michael Che

That's my only goal: Stay off crack.

— Michael Che

I get to do what I love for money. It's weird to process that.

— Michael Che

I guess Trump is joke-worthy more than ever because he's the president. I think Donald Trump being president is more about where…

— Michael Che

It's a hard, lonely feeling, to be completely yourself in front of strangers.

— Michael Che

When I was about nine, I went to school with a toothbrush in my mouth. I saw Method Man do it in…

— Michael Che

Maybe I'm naive, but I still have a little bit of faith in the structure of the United States government and thinking…

— Michael Che

My uncle is a martial artist, and in the early '80s, he made a kung fu flick with director Charlie Ahearn.

— Michael Che

I would love to be able to play anywhere, but to me the sweet spot is clubs and theaters, just because I…

— Michael Che

No matter how you feel, you've got to be able to laugh at yourself. If you can laugh at Donald Trump, then…

— Michael Che

Nothing is funnier than a true story told by a bitter old black man.

— Michael Che

Yes, I believe in equality. But I don't like the word 'feminist,' because it's such a rational belief to think that women…

— Michael Che

What joke can I say about Donald Trump that he hasn't said about himself? When he gets dressed, he comes out as…

— Michael Che

Comedy's my outlet for my ridiculous emotions.

— Michael Che

I feel like it's a lot easier to parody Democrats just because they take themselves so seriously. I think Republicans have a…

— Michael Che

In comedy, you work with people so often that they just become familiar faces - it's like a fraternity.

— Michael Che

When I was little, I used to suck the candy coating off of Advil and spit the white part back in the…

— Michael Che

Some things hit close to home with people, and it's going to be hard to tell someone who lost somebody on 9/11…

— Michael Che

I feel like comedy is only respected on the highest level, and on every other level, it's like a joke, like, 'Ugh…

— Michael Che

I'm a big Knicks fan, and I will tell a professional basketball player that they suck because they didn't do what I…

— Michael Che

There's tons of stuff where you're like, "God, I wish I could take that back."

— Michael Che