Michael Buckley

Keep your paws off my fiancèe, you flea-ridden stray!

— Michael Buckley

You can't judge the many by the actions of the few.

— Michael Buckley

You can't ground us. We're homeless," Daphne said.

— Michael Buckley

When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?

— Michael Buckley

By the way, you don't need the makeup." Puck said.

— Michael Buckley

Please, don't hate me because I am beautiful.

— Michael Buckley

Trickster, love will be the end of you.

— Michael Buckley

Nothing like a puppet to give you the willies.

— Michael Buckley

But know this, if you get killed out there I'm going to fire you.

— Michael Buckley

Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we're almost living it!

— Michael Buckley

“The little girl in the red cloak who had taken her parents was Little Red Riding Hood!”

— Michael Buckley

“Wendell turned to the chalkboard and wrote I AM A WORTHLESS FAT-BODY.”

— Michael Buckley

“Of course, the Big Bad Wolf does yoga, Sabrina thought. Why did I even bother to ask?”

— Michael Buckley

He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said. "He does that," Sabrina said.

— Michael Buckley

“Daphne, I don't think we're in Ferrypot Landing anymore. ~Sabrina Grimm”

— Michael Buckley

And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?

— Michael Buckley

“There’s something horrible in the toilet!” Daphne shouted. “Yeah, I think I forgot to flush,” Puck said. “Not that! A little man,”…

— Michael Buckley

“LEPRECHAUN GOLD; FLOOR PLANS FOR GINGERBREAD HOUSES; TALKING FISH; GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE; TIK-TOK MEN;”

— Michael Buckley

Now you get off that Pegasus and come down here and start acting your age!" "Honey, he's four thousand years old," Veronica…

— Michael Buckley

How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be…

— Michael Buckley

Freaky monsters were trying to kill us," Sabrina said. "Should I have just died out there so you could keep your clubhouse…

— Michael Buckley

“old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart. “Just…

— Michael Buckley

“There, snug as a bug in a rug!” the old woman hollered. “I love dolphins, too!” Daphne exclaimed. “Not since I hurt…

— Michael Buckley

Mirror sighed. "I believe everyone deserves a happily ever after. But I think that happy endings don't just happen by accident- you…

— Michael Buckley

So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering…

— Michael Buckley

Puck turned to Sabrina. "What is she doing down there?" Hiding, I guess." Puck leaned down and poked his head under the…

— Michael Buckley

“came out to this site and do you know what I heard?” There was a brief silence and then a loud, squeaky…

— Michael Buckley

I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at…

— Michael Buckley

“I can’t believe the Three Little Pigs are working for the bad guy.” Daphne sighed. “I can’t believe anyone still calls them…

— Michael Buckley

Puck stopped his drumming [on his belly] for a brief moment and grinned at Sabrina. I hear they have a lot of…

— Michael Buckley

Sabrina turned back to the house and saw the horrible truth- a pair of legs was sticking out from beneath it and…

— Michael Buckley

Puck flapped up to the happy couple. "Wait a minute! You have to ask someone to marry you? No one told me…

— Michael Buckley

“Old lady, if I die I'd like you to do one small thing for me. I want you to build a one-hundred-acre…

— Michael Buckley

“What's the big idea?" Sabrina demanded. "I declared war on you, remember?" Puck said. Sabrina rolled her eyes. "Is this another one…

— Michael Buckley

“You've never heard of the Trickster King?" Puck asked, shocked. The girls shook their heads. "The Prince of Fairies? Robin Goodfellow? The…

— Michael Buckley

“I know what I’m doing,” he growled. “If you knew what you were doing, we wouldn’t have two million zombie bunnies chasing…

— Michael Buckley

“But that is love, isn't it? It's terribly inconvenient. It sweeps you up and stales your attention and slows down your work.…

— Michael Buckley

“Like a lot of gym teachers, Coach Babcock loved to torture his students. He felt he had failed as a teacher if…

— Michael Buckley

“Though he could not remember how he had been injured or how long he had been unconcious, his first thought was to…

— Michael Buckley

“Puck swung the cannon around in anger. The nozzle spun and hit Sabrina in the chest. The force was so pawerful she…

— Michael Buckley