“The little girl in the red cloak who had taken her parents was Little Red Riding Hood!” — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
“Wendell turned to the chalkboard and wrote I AM A WORTHLESS FAT-BODY.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Of course, the Big Bad Wolf does yoga, Sabrina thought. Why did I even bother to ask?” — Michael Buckley Yoga Copy Share Image
“Mr. and Mrs. Johnson handcuffed us to a radiator!” Sabrina cried.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“opened the cover and saw a crude drawing of a giant kitten chewing on several screaming farmers” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio. — Michael Buckley Monsters Copy Share Image
“Even Puck, who could usually be counted on to fart during dinner, was oddly quiet.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“LEPRECHAUN GOLD; FLOOR PLANS FOR GINGERBREAD HOUSES; TALKING FISH; GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE; TIK-TOK MEN;” — Michael Buckley Christmas Copy Share Image
“There’s something horrible in the toilet!” Daphne shouted. “Yeah, I think I forgot to flush,” Puck said. “Not that! A little man,”… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
Now you get off that Pegasus and come down here and start acting your age!" "Honey, he's four thousand years old," Veronica… — Michael Buckley Acting Copy Share Image
You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter." "Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm… — Michael Buckley Book Copy Share Image
I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
Puck rushed into the kitchen. He looked as if he had just gotten off a roller coaster. "That was awesome!" he cried.… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph. — Michael Buckley Dad Copy Share Image
“Hanging upside down above them was a fat, frog-faced creature. Its head and feet were amphibious, with slimy, bumpy skin and a… — Michael Buckley Animals Copy Share Image
Snow, get behind me!" Charming shouted as he leaped to his feet. "I'll handle this brute." "Billy", the teacher cried. "This is… — Michael Buckley Battle Copy Share Image
Puck flapped up to the happy couple. "Wait a minute! You have to ask someone to marry you? No one told me… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?" "This is a dental office," the… — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Once she was out of her clothes and into a warm robe, she headed back downstairs, passing the bathroom door, where she… — Michael Buckley Little girl Copy Share Image
“Though he could not remember how he had been injured or how long he had been unconcious, his first thought was to… — Michael Buckley Bosses Copy Share Image
“You can be a homicidal madman and hilarious at the same time, you know,” — Michael Buckley Funny Copy Share Image
“Hamstead had turned into a pig—an angry, determined pig in a policeman’s uniform.” — Michael Buckley Police Copy Share Image
Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake — Michael Buckley Care Copy Share Image
“Oh really? How about Ms. Longdon, who swore her toilet was haunted?” said Sabrina.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“Puck was a genuine pain in the butt, but he had powers and those powers made him useful.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either. — Michael Buckley Animal Copy Share Image
“In most towns, the police do not rely on an old woman, two kids, and a sleepy dog to solve crimes,” — Michael Buckley Crimes Copy Share Image
