All Matt Stone Quotes
- We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves. High
- There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood, Aggravating
- How many fluids should you take in daily? That is an unanswerable question with all of the variables that affect our fluid needs at any given… Affect
- Cutting carbs, fats, or calories (dieting) is like trying to hold your breath. The longer you do it, the more your body resists it until you… Air
- When you reach that deeper level, you can't go back. Deeper
- And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not… America
- There are good characters and bad characters. Bad
- Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good? Good
- Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it. Celebrities
- I think the neoatheists have set atheism back a few decades. And I'm a self-described atheist. Atheism
- I would never want the show to be a Democrat show or Republican show, because for us the show's more important than that. It isn't… Democrat
- I'm concerned about people being happy, Concerned
- With religion I was always like, Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy? Always Like
- Anything you do to lose weight should be as easy as it can possibly be and still deliver results. Deliver
- The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show,… Done Knowing
- I just get my news from the Internet. From
- I went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me. Academy
- I would vote for a Mormon. Funny
- I'm a producer... I am a Hollywood producer. That is so weird. And it's not lame. But it's just like, how did that happen? Happen
- I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations. Been
- In our show, there's usually a comeuppance. Or, if not, it's an anti-ending. And you're supposed to get that. Anti
- It is like football with coaches, like, 'We're only going to think about the next game.' It is really true, all you think is, 'Okay,… All
- Once you get yourselves into things that are working on a deeper level, you just have to keep going. When you reach that deeper level,… Deeper
- So a lot of our shows where even we think we've taken a very deliberate stand, liberals say, 'That's awesome, you took on the conservatives'… Awesome
- Sometimes I wish I could get fired. Fired