The Olympian gods cannot have grand passions because they cannot die. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Life is used up all the same, whether we save, spend, or waste it. — Mason Cooley Life Copy Share Image
When love and adventure are finished, it's nice to have getting and spending to fall back on. — Mason Cooley Adventure Copy Share Image
All anger feels like righteous anger; sorrow does not care whether it is righteous or not. — Mason Cooley Anger Copy Share Image
Children pay little attention to their parents' teachings, but reproduce their characters faithfully — Mason Cooley Attention Copy Share Image
I would like to be a figment of my own imagination, but belly and bowels will not permit. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
The etiquette of romantic love is as elaborate as that surrounding the Emperor of China. — Mason Cooley China Copy Share Image
Pornography does not inspire violence, but you can break a leg trying to imitate it. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Neat trick: to be roused to ambition and reconciled to one's mediocrity at the same time. — Mason Cooley Ambition Copy Share Image
