Moderation in all things is best, but it's pretty hard to get excited about it. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Health foods make promises that only the Second Coming could fulfill. — Mason Cooley Eating Copy Share Image
Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling. — Mason Cooley Constipation Copy Share Image
If you are going to break a Law of Art, make the crime interesting. — Mason Cooley Art Copy Share Image
When poets go off the boil, they sound like bumble bees; when critics do, they sound like sewing machines. — Mason Cooley Bees Copy Share Image
Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over. — Mason Cooley Book Copy Share Image
Rescue someone unwilling to look after himself, and he will cling to you like a dangerous illness. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
King Kong, Count Dracula, and the Phantom of the Opera are just looking for love, like the rest of us. — Mason Cooley Count dracula Copy Share Image
Once I find the right maxim to apply, I feel that I have done all that can be expected of me. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
The Insignificance of Man is a congenial theme; my own insignificance is a sore point. — Mason Cooley Insignificance Copy Share Image
After I have said what is required by my vanity and my morality, I may find a moment for Truth. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Ideas about life organize perception; names of emotions organize sensations; rules of syntax organize thought. But pain comes on its own. — Mason Cooley Emotion Copy Share Image
