Liberal Doctrine: it is not children who misbehave, but parents. — Mason Cooley Child Copy Share Image
I read here and there in books, enjoying the examples and ignoring the argument. — Mason Cooley Argument Copy Share Image
Lovers do all the talking and writing. What are the Beloveds thinking? — Mason Cooley Love Copy Share Image
Striving toward a goal puts a more pleasing construction on our advance toward death. — Mason Cooley Construction Copy Share Image
Supermarkets depict abundance; boutiques exclusiveness; roadside stands authenticity. — Mason Cooley Abundance Copy Share Image
The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
I reject all evidence that my fabulous beloved is an ordinary person who worries, watches TV, and has bouts of indigestion. — Mason Cooley Beloved Copy Share Image
Street sign: Ho Hum Road & Easy Street In retirement, I look for days off from my days off. — Mason Cooley Days off Copy Share Image
People often are unsure whether or not they are in love, but they generally know whether or not they are having sex. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
F. Scott Fitzgerald thought that prolonging his adolescence would protect his talent. — Mason Cooley Adolescence Copy Share Image
Reading about ethics is about as likely to improve one's behavior as reading about sports is to make one into an athlete. — Mason Cooley Athlete Copy Share Image
