All Marcus Brigstocke Quotes
- I think it's important never to look yourself up on Wikipedia. I think the temptation to correct any interesting factual errors would be too much. Any
- I failed to get into drama school, and my best friend told me I should do stand-up instead. I was always doing gags and voices,… Amazing
- I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an… Amazing
- I've spent a lot of very happy times in Edinburgh as a result of playing virtually every festival since 1996. It's also a beautiful city… Any
- I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan. Cardigan
- To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it! Bought
- Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless… Aim
- I have an addictive personality. Boarding school merely sent me more quickly on the downward spiral that dominated my childhood. Addictive
- Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things… All
- All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are… All
- I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god. Atheist
- No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end. Bad
- I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them. Comic
- If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt. Go
- I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life. Jollity
- The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones. Comics
- Jim Henson was an absolute genius. Absolute
- Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock. Allergy
- I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else. Anything Else
- I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me. Beijing
- I became hugely overweight and then hated myself because it was a form of self-abuse, something over which I had no control. I think the… Abuse
- My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none. Accuse
- Britain is obsessed with political correctness. Britain