“It is called middle school and it’s the most fiendish, torturous, and horrible place ever conceived in the darkest corner of man’s… — M.E. Castle Middle school Copy Share Image
“Spies have years of training and experience. I had half an hour of panic and a pig.” — M.E. Castle Fitness Copy Share Image
“If the monkey really wanted to get the weasel, he would’ve stopped wasting time and burned down the mulberry bush.” — M.E. Castle Money Copy Share Image