Lucille Kallen

Military intelligence is a meaningless phrase because the two words are mutually exclusive.

— Lucille Kallen

Monstrous behavior is the order of the day. I'll tell you when to be shocked. When something human and decent happens!

— Lucille Kallen

A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes…

— Lucille Kallen

My idea of success was to be a boy - possibly because my brothers, Leon and Arthur, were my father's pride and…

— Lucille Kallen

Well, I thought, as I tidied up the kitchen, there's no question that a man who works all week needs to relax…

— Lucille Kallen

[Law] is one part justice to nine parts expediency. Who needs it.

— Lucille Kallen

Fortunately, like all good things, Christmas Day does come to an end.

— Lucille Kallen

No mass appeal. Ergo no profit. Ergo no use. The current World Credo.

— Lucille Kallen

I read it plain on his face, an implacable determination to get at the truth. C.B. Greenfield had mounted his mental charger,…

— Lucille Kallen

Kinsey Millhone is a female Sam Spade; a thorough professional, a loner, clear-headed and unsentimental.

— Lucille Kallen

My husband believed that all women who want to should be free, equal, independent, creative, well informed, and lead stimulating, interesting lives.…

— Lucille Kallen

Beware the beguiled, they do their own beguiling.

— Lucille Kallen

Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke.

— Lucille Kallen

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor

— Lucille Kallen

People of character don’t allow the environment to dictate their style.

— Lucille Kallen

Unemployed writers have muses. Employed writers just sweat.

— Lucille Kallen

There are some men who possess a quality which goes way beyond romantic or even sexual appeal, a quality which literally enslaves.…

— Lucille Kallen

I find the scientific mind horrendous. All those brains and not a moral imperative between them.

— Lucille Kallen

Nobody's ever satisfied until they've been dead a good week.

— Lucille Kallen

A woman can do anything she wants as long as she doesn't do anything she wants! She can go anywhere she likes…

— Lucille Kallen