Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it. — Louis C. K Comedy Copy Share Image
If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis. — Louis C. K Analysis Copy Share Image
I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what… — Louis C. K God Copy Share Image
I don't know if you've ever had just five dollars in the bank, but I've found that if that's all you have,… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure,… — Louis C. K Doubt Copy Share Image
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. — Louis C. K Comedy Copy Share Image
When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and… — Louis C. K Cop Copy Share Image
Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core! — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
The last jobs I had were fixing cars and covering football games for a local access tv station. As in driving the… — Louis C. K Access Copy Share Image
I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction… — Louis C. K Destruction Copy Share Image
I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at… — Louis C. K Get it together Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just want to tell a story regardless of whether it fits what the show is saying. I’ve been in a… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time… — Louis C. K Capitalism Copy Share Image
I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency,… — Louis C. K Consistency Copy Share Image
[about being a father] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It… — Louis C. K Being a dad Copy Share Image
I didn't make any kind of grades in high school. My mother was a single mom, putting my three sisters through college,… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I just always loved comedy and I really wanted to be good at it. And it was heartbreaking, 'cause I started and… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I learned that money can be a lot of things,It can be something that is hoarded, fought over, protected, stolen and withheld.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I had five dollars in the bank that I couldn't have for three days until they charged me another 15. Leaving me… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I've had two great years, probably five good years. So I had 20 years of just kind of uncertainty and suffering and… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well,… — Louis C. K Comedy Copy Share Image
“It doesn't have any effect on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it's a social… — Louis C. K Getting married Copy Share Image
Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
![“[about being a father] I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It wasn't important. It's kind of a nice thing about being a dad. My identity is really about them now, and what I can do for them, so it sort of takes the pressure off of your own…” quote by Louis C. K](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/366/louis-c-k-1150_being-a-dad_about-being-a-father-i-don-t-really-reme_2678938.jpg)
