“Injustice! The Wolf has never told his side of the story!” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorisms Copy Share Image
“If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!” — Ljupka Cvetanova Give-back Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorisms Copy Share Image
“Put the masks on! I now pronounce you husband and wife!” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorisms Copy Share Image
“Listen! The court jester's cap and bells. The King is coming!” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image
“Things are always either black or white. The grey in between is only a confusion.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Always Copy Share Image
“Everything flows and water bills are getting higher and higher.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image
“Love doesn't go away overnight. It sometimes stays for coffee.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image
“If they could, women would put make-up on the rainbow.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorisms Copy Share Image
“People fight foe equality but to the first chance for domination.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image
“A nuclear test is not a nuclear test. It is an intelligence test.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Absurd Copy Share Image
“We haven't got a spare planet. If we had it, we would sell it long time ago.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorisms Copy Share Image
“God created you. If you are up to another miracle, try with the plastic surgeon.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Almighty god Copy Share Image
“When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opens it.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Stupidity Copy Share Image
“Strong women are those who do not do everything they can.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorisms Copy Share Image
“If you give the apple to me as the worthiest, I will make an apple pie!” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image
“Hear no evil. Speak no evil. See no evil. Read the newspapers.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image
“After being expelled from Paradise, Adam and Eva got married.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Adam Copy Share Image
“In nature, males flaunt. In humans, women outsmart them—with makeup.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image
“Don't put all your money on fairness. It scarcely has any lobbyists.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image
“Pandora opened the box with the new high-heels, put them on and went out to town.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image
