“Everything flows—that’s why I’m paying sky-high water bills.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image
“Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorisms Copy Share Image
“Long live the King, said the Queen. Without him I would have been nothing.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorisms Copy Share Image
“Before you criticize a woman, try walking in her high heels.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorisms Copy Share Image
“Go to bed! Someone is anxious to come into your dream.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Affection Copy Share Image
“Everything flows and water bills are getting higher and higher.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image
“A gift for the holidays? A holiday is a gift in itself.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Christmas spirit Copy Share Image
“If they could, women would put make-up on the rainbow.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorisms Copy Share Image
“After being expelled from Paradise, Adam and Eva got married.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Adam Copy Share Image
“People often trip on other people's tolerance threshold.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image
“If you give the apple to me as the worthiest, I will make an apple pie!” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image
“I have been married for thirty years now. But time heals everything.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Aphorism Copy Share Image