In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night. — LIZ Basements Copy Share Image
Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch. — LIZ Food Copy Share Image
I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards. — LIZ Calm Copy Share Image
I've been writing for myself since I was a teenager - I got into top-lining for some other artists/producers, but the focus… — LIZ Artist Copy Share Image
If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up… — LIZ Children Copy Share Image
I only work with a couple of co-writers who I'm really close with, so they always know what's going on in my… — LIZ Couple Copy Share Image
Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on. — LIZ Advice Copy Share Image
Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains? — LIZ Absence Copy Share Image
When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy. — LIZ Coming to an end Copy Share Image
