We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only… — LIZ Raccoons Copy Share Image
Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor. — LIZ Doctors Copy Share Image
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi. — LIZ Cried Copy Share Image
Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were… — LIZ Appearance Copy Share Image
I was inspired by a question that kept repeating itself in my mind: Could I really change my life? I'd spent so… — LIZ Changing my life Copy Share Image
I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust. — LIZ Fronts Copy Share Image
I got into songwriting because I'm not very good at communicating sometimes, just my true words, so music was always my way… — LIZ Able Copy Share Image
Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch. — LIZ Heading home Copy Share Image
I've been writing for myself since I was a teenager - I got into top-lining for some other artists/producers, but the focus… — LIZ Artist Copy Share Image
If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up… — LIZ Children Copy Share Image
Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains? — LIZ Absence Copy Share Image
In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night. — LIZ Basements Copy Share Image
I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards. — LIZ Calm Copy Share Image
I only work with a couple of co-writers who I'm really close with, so they always know what's going on in my… — LIZ Couple Copy Share Image
When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy. — LIZ Coming to an end Copy Share Image
You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel? — LIZ Emotion Copy Share Image
Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on. — LIZ Advice Copy Share Image
I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men! — LIZ Care Copy Share Image
