All Laura Schlessinger Quotes
- I'm so happy, I can hardly spit. Happy
- I'm not good at debating - I'm much better at pontificating. Better
- I'm very fond of food. I get hungry, and I like to eat almost all the time. All
- If someone has a boy who gets to age 18 without something [a bone] being fractured, that kid has been overly controlled. Age
- If you can't handle the baggage, you'll have to get out of the baggage room. Baggage
- If you think positively instead of negatively, you'll behave better and you'll feel better. Behave
- In the history of humanity, women have never been as oppressed as they are right now. Men can make babies with us and then walk… Babies
- Isn't it nice to know that you can put a worm on your hook and get a fish all charged up? All
- It doesn't matter how we were raised. We become the person we choose to be. Choose
- It doesn't matter what you say [to me] after "even though". I never change my mind. Give it up. Change
- It's a tough world out there, and women can't afford to be weenies. Afford
- It's not the worst thing in the world to look different from everyone else. Everyone
- Listen carefully, because I don't repeat myself - and if I do, I get testy. Carefully
- Make believe I'm right. Believe
- Marriage is not just about love and living together. It's much more complicated, especially when you are going to be making a family. Complicated
- Men are very easy- You treat them well, and they behave right. You don't treat them well, and they don't behave right. Behave
- Men are very easy to get along with- they just want to come home to something pleasant. Along
- Most people are weak and frightened, and run from anything which could be upsetting. Most people, also, are takers and not givers. Frightened
- My father was right. Unfortunately, he died before I could tell him. Died
- My way of thinking is better than yours. Better
- Never ask anyone if you should do something, if ultimately you are afraid to do it. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble. Afraid
- Never miss an opportunity to look like a nice guy. Guy
- Never use God to hurt yourself. God
- Nobody leaves a house where there is peace, joy and good sex. Good
- Nothing is irresistible. There is no feeling that is irresistible. Feeling