All Kingsley Quotes
- Sit yo ass down in a corner and stfu. Ass
- I dont know why youre asking me for fashion advice like I am some fashion ah-guru, I am no Lady GA-GA. Advice
- Go listen to Gernade by Bruno Mars and pretend that someone gives a shit. Bruno
- I dont like Selena, and I most definitely DO NOT support Jelena. Mad? Stay mad. Cause I dont give a fuck. Cause
- IOS7 better have a black emoji. Better
- Wait. No. Like forreal. Is butter a carb? Butter
- You're supposed to pull up to the scene with your ceiling missing, not your hubcaps and rear-view mirror. Ceiling
- Anybody who would answer the doorbell during The Purge is white. Answer
- Ladies, that is unacceptable. Get naked, look in the mirror and say 'my vagina is beautiful' until you believe it. We must raise your pussy… Beautiful
- If you close at 1am, why the fuck are you called 24 Hour Fitness? Bye. Bye
- I'll kill your vibe if I so fucking please. Fucking
- I don't really care about getting lucky...I'm up all night because I have insomnia. All
- Bitches be deep throatin dick but chokin on a toothbrush. Bitches
- Drop kick me like Miguel so I know it's real. Drop
- I feel as though Pitbull would excel in a geography bee. Bee
- Shine bright like a flashlight. Bright
- You're all a buncha saggy dicks. All
- You can't just ask people why they're white. Ask
- Aye girl, you hungry? How bout some Dick-fil-A? Aye Girl
- I just realized Chris Brown compared all you bitches to plates and bowls. All
- I swear some people get in relationships just so they can drive in the carpool lane. Carpool