Kerrelyn Sparks

“This is Ian. He's no' usually speechless. Or so well dressed." -Conner I shouldna wear my best clothes to meet an angel…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“He assaulted the man with a psychic wave. "You are a cockroach." In his inebraited state, Cody had no resistance at all…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“What the hell are you stopping for, asshole?” Freemont hollered at the car in front of them. “People usually stop for red…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

"Girl, are you on medication?" Nurse Debra asked."No, of course not," Madison answered impatiently."Maybe you should be," Debra muttered.

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“Good grief, he’d fallen into his death sleep with a hard-on. Was it possible for a stiff to be that stiff?”

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“What’s the deal with the secret Santa thing?” “If I told you, it wouldna be a secret.”

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“What are you waiting for?" shanna asked. "He's dying! Do it!" Conner looked at Angus. "Ye do it. It was yer idea."…

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“Your prowess in the bedchamber, my lord.” His eyes widened. “How would they know what I’m doing in bed?”

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“That’s Carlos?” Phineas lowered his sword and whistled under his breath. “Hello, kitty.”

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“... Robby wasn't sure what beef stroganoff looked like, but he took grim pleasure in being called a mean and nasty dude.”

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“one of my favorites: Robby gave her a skeptical look. "Ye're an angel of death. No offense, but I would call that…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“After four hundred and ninety-three years of teleporting from one place to another, Angus Mackay still felt an urge to peek under…

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“I see.” The nurse nodded. “How can I help you?” “I’m Inspector Mc—” Phineas halted, obviously having second thoughts about using his…

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“As she neared the gazebo, the unmistakable sounds of passion drifted from the interior. She halted as a woman let out a…

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“Look, Laszlo. I'll have the dentist with me, and I don't want to alarm her any more than necessary. So take Vanna…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“Merda! Her lace panties had snagged on his ring, the signet ring he'd inherited from his father, Giacomo Casanova. His father had…

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“Well, guess what?" Shanna's excited voice interrupted his thoughts. "They're going to have twins! Isn't that exciting!" Robby nodded. "Aye. I can…

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“Heat invaded her cheeks. She wasn't used to men seeing her whithout her clothes on. And here was in her boring white…

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“I don't want to hurt anyone" Laszlo fiddled with a button on his tux jacket. "Can't we convince the CIA that some…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“Leah, wake up." Dougal sat on the edge of her bed and patted her shoulder. "Mmm," she moaned. "What is it,Howard?" "Howard?…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“I doona want to be loved because I’m Undead. No more than ye would want to be rejected for being mortal.”

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“Jean-Luc glanced at the coach. "Who is that man? What is that machine?" "It's a dunking booth." "Ah, I understand." Jean-Luc nodded.…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“No more thoughts about his mouth and which of her body parts would fit inside. No. None of that. He'd think about…

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“I'll talk to him before I go," Carlos grumbled. "And what about the girls?" Toni asked. "They need you, Carlos." "They need…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“Garrett ran a hand through his hair. “How can you stay the head of the Stake-Out team? Isn’t that a conflict of…

— Kerrelyn Sparks