A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. — Josh Billings Animal Copy Share Image
“Genius after all ain't anything more then elegant common sense.” — Josh Billings Common sense Copy Share Image
It is easier to be virtuous than it is to appear so, and it pays better. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
A learned fool is one who has read everything and simply remembered it. — Josh Billings Books Copy Share Image
Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take. — Josh Billings Advice Copy Share Image
A man cannot learn to be wise any more than he can learn to be handsome. — Josh Billings Being wise Copy Share Image
I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design. — Josh Billings Accidents Copy Share Image
Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if there wasn't anything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of… — Josh Billings Character Copy Share Image
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
And now the lads and lasses, following the example of the birds, bill and coo together. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Life is like a mountain: after climbing up one side and sliding down the other, put up the sled. — Josh Billings Climbing Copy Share Image
The very thing that men think they have got the most of, they have got the least of; and that is judgment. — Josh Billings Greatness Copy Share Image
When good-natured people leave us we look forward with extra pleasure to their return. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't. — Josh Billings Can't change Copy Share Image
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm. — Josh Billings Life Copy Share Image
Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments. — Josh Billings Comedy Copy Share Image
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. — Josh Billings Money Copy Share Image
Man isn't a fool for his ignorance, but rather for believing things that are wrong. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet. — Josh Billings Education Copy Share Image
Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies. — Josh Billings Experience Copy Share Image
Dr. Holmes says, both wittily and truly, that crying widows are easiest consoled. — Josh Billings Cry Copy Share Image
People travel to learn; most of them before they start should learn to travel. — Josh Billings People Copy Share Image
Error will slip through a crack, while truth will stick in a doorway. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The morning paper is just as necessary for an American as dew is to the grass. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Some folks as they grow older grow wise but most folks simply grow stubborner. — Josh Billings Aging Copy Share Image
Health is like money, we never have a true idea of it's value till we loose it — Josh Billings Health Copy Share Image
Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs. — Josh Billings Animal Copy Share Image
People who have nothing to say are never at a loss in talking. — Josh Billings Inspirational Copy Share Image
Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something. — Josh Billings Influence Copy Share Image
Admiration is a youthful fancy will which scarcely ever survives to mature years. — Josh Billings Admiration Copy Share Image
The best creed we can have is charity toward the creeds of others. — Josh Billings Charity Copy Share Image
There never yet was a mother who taught her child to be an infidel. — Josh Billings Children Copy Share Image
Fortune is like a coquette; if you don't run after her, she will run after you. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. — Josh Billings Dollars Copy Share Image
