As in a game of cards, so in the game of life, we must play what is dealt to us, and the… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun. — Josh Billings Doctor Copy Share Image
It is a great deal easier for a man to find a pedigree to fit his virtues than virtues to fit his… — Josh Billings Character Copy Share Image
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected. — Josh Billings Advice Copy Share Image
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one… — Josh Billings Advice Copy Share Image
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It is true that wealth won't make a man virtuous, but I notice there ain't anybody who wants to be poor just… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. --Josh Billings — Josh Billings Football Copy Share Image
Genuine laughing is the vent of the soul, the nostrils of the heart, and just as necessary for health and happiness as… — Josh Billings Comedy Copy Share Image
Confess your sins to the Lord, and you will be forgiven; confess them to men, and you will be laughed at — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Take the selfishness out of this world and there would be more happiness than we should know what to do with. — Josh Billings Happiness Copy Share Image
Pride seems tew be quite equally distributed; the man who owns the carriage and the man who drives it seem tew have… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
