“If there was no faith there would be no living in this world.” — Josh Billings Faith Copy Share Image
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. — Josh Billings Craves Copy Share Image
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. — Josh Billings Animal Copy Share Image
I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words. — Josh Billings Care Copy Share Image
We are ap tu hate them, who wont take our advice, and despise them who do. — Josh Billings Advice Copy Share Image
It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they actually can't tell the truth without lying. — Josh Billings Comedy Copy Share Image
About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, But four times he who gets his blow in fust — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Never teach your child to be cunning or you may be certain you will be one of the very first victims of… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The easiest thing for our friends to discover in us, and the hardest thing for us to discover in ourselves, is that… — Josh Billings Age Copy Share Image
In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail. — Josh Billings Animal Copy Share Image
You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. — Josh Billings Advice Copy Share Image
You'd better not know so much, than to know so many things that ain't so. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. — Josh Billings Animal Copy Share Image
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. — Josh Billings Funny Copy Share Image
Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome. — Josh Billings Beautiful Copy Share Image
A WISE MAN never enjoys himself so much, or a FOOL so little, as when he is alone. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Liberty, like chastity, once lost, can never be regained in its original purity. — Josh Billings Chastity Copy Share Image
Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. — Josh Billings Anxious Copy Share Image
Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Knowledge is like money, the more a man gits the more he hankers for. — Josh Billings Funny Copy Share Image
There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity. — Josh Billings Gravity Copy Share Image
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. — Josh Billings Animal Copy Share Image
Ignorance ain't not knowin' stuff; ignorance is knowin' stuff that AIN'T TRUE. — Josh Billings Ignorance Copy Share Image
Most men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder. — Josh Billings Blunder Copy Share Image
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. — Josh Billings Advice Copy Share Image
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
